Men and women are so different

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants;
a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband;
a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend;
a successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To he happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little;
to be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't;
a man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument; anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage and after.